What: Hotel Suite
Where: Beverly Wilshire Beverly Hills, A Four Seasons Hotel
Price: $7,500 per night
Justification: none

Richard’s Take:
When my parents endeavored to sell the rights to my biopic on the day I was born they only had one producer in mind. Then they forgot his name and retired to the solarium
for Gin Rickeys with Jessica Tandy. While the name of this producer slipped their mind as did their ability to drive and recognize basic shapes and patterns, they knew they wanted that swarthy hair-pirate George Clooney to play the lead role. At the time, Clooney was holed up in the Penthouse Suite of the Beverly Wilshire. And oh how I remember that curious cuddle puddle I witnessed from the silken floors of that Penthouse suite between Clooney, Mother Nouveau and a caramel towel-folder named Espernaza. I’m sure you are asking “but Richard you were so young, how could you remember anything?” Because I’m amazing, dear reader. Utterly amazing.

The Beverly Wilshire, A Four Seasons Hotel
9500 Wilshire Boulevard
310-275-5200
www.fourseasons.com